this automatically goes on your blog every winter
whoever doesnt reblog this obviously isnt fetch
I queued this in the summer yes now it’s winter!
this automatically goes on your blog every winter
whoever doesnt reblog this obviously isnt fetch
I queued this in the summer yes now it’s winter!

so who’s going to be the real MVP and write this as a Bechloe Christmas fic
You know if it was a clumsy (also enthusiastic puppy) brunette stumbling into a rich blonde it’d be a Junksen fic.
I want and need this on my life
i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter
the result is this garbage
I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.
the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file
this looks like a ‘coming soon’ advert for a gay christmas hallmark film don’t @ me

Hell yeah! The christmas outro is BACK! 🎅🍪🥛⛄❄️🌟
Look at em go!!
This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!
i can’t believe disney has me crying about a goddamn duck
idc if Mulan was a girl that doesn’t cancel out the fact that for most of the movie Shang thought she was a guy and was attracted to her as such anyway my point is Shang is Bi and he likes fems

merry christmas
yesterday my brother finally got my christmas gift in the mail and he gave it to me. i open it up and it’s a t-shirt that says “i’m the rainbow sheep in the family and i’m proud of it.”
i bawled.
i bawled.
everything in that moment disappeared. the fact that my dad believes that i only THINK that i’m gay. the fact that my mom religiously mentions how she’s sad that she’ll never have a son in law. or grandkids that look like me.
one stupid t-shirt that will forever mean the world to me. all because a 16 year old boy decided to show me that i was loved no matter who i loved.
to all my gay babies out there: there is always someone in your corner. always.
This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr
Are you going?
these guys went and said it was wholesome and fun!

and look what he said

https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/grindr-bbq-not-orgy?utm_term=.ur27oKlpv#.yfXpzGdkZ

update:
he had a thanksgiving dinner and is having a christmas dinner in case y’all missed out on the bbq!!
lgb-bq :’)
The guy is a registered sex offender. Kidnapping of a minor and sexual assault.
Yawl Be On It
Well damn
That took an unexpected yet expected turn…hmmmkay. 😐
Waaaait oh what the fuck, did NOT see that coming

Wooooooow I was so happy then I just.. I give up on humanity lmao
Damn
Well it was fun until it wasn’t fun anymore 😕😒😳
Yo. This is so disgusting.
And he wonders why his events don’t bring people. Not just 1 but 3 offenses ! Mmmm nope !
for fucks sake cant ONE of these fucks just be nice for the fuck of it
Someone: “I want a cat/rabbit/other animal that will be super openly affectionate, go for walks, play fetch, not mind being handled rough, never be shy, and also I don’t want it to claw me or the furniture(so I’ll probably get it declawed) and I don’t want to ever clean a litter box or cage.”
Me: “Hey there’s this great new type of animal you might be interested in:”

Someone: “I want a dog but I don’t ever want to take it for walks or exercise it very much or let it outside and I want it to be fine with being left alone for longer periods of time and also never bark.”
Me:

Someone: “I want a cat or dog but I want to only feed it a vegan diet.”
Me:

Someone: “I want to have a pet but I basically never want to interact with it.”
Me:

Someone: “I want to get my kid a cute pet for Easter/Christmas!”
Me:

Get a pet that fits your needs. Don’t get a pet then try to force it to fit your lifestyle. Just because you saw a person walking a rabbit once doesn’t mean you can expect a rabbit to just be a dog. Just get a dog!
